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Volume 2 - Issue #6 - March 7th, 2000
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IN THIS ISSUE
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Every now and then I will be sending out a short version
of the e4u Newsletter, just to touch base and to give
you some interesting or useful news. Always looking
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Filed your income tax yet?
I labor over this every year - my heart rate goes up a dozen beats, I snap at the dogs and at my husband. I hate it and cannot believe we have such a complicated system.For the past two years I have used Turbo Tax and let it do all the work for me - I just enter what it asks for.
This year they have an on-line program - no downloads or anything - just bring it up and start filling in all the questions
they ask for. It tells you what to prepare before you get to that section and then tells you if you have done anything wrong.It is wonderful - when you have completed - you download it electronically via your computer - and the best part of it
is - it is FREE. I could not believe it. I have been paying approximately $70 for the software and than about $10 to file electronically - I just completed this years tax return,
and it was FREE. It was not all that bad. The biggest battle I have for this chore is in my head. I hate it.You can find this lifesaver at:
http://turbotaxweb.intuit.com - it will ask you a couple of
questions and then tell you if you should file the 1040 or the 1040EZ. Both are FREE. - No more paying $150 for a CPA to do it for you.
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Another exciting event is in the process.I am in the process of developing the
Diamonds from Heaven site into an
e-book. You will be able to download
the entire site for your personal use.I have had hundreds of requests for use
of a certain poem or story to send
to a hurting friend or to use in the
newsletter of their church.It will be the perfect gift for
anyone - Send it to your
hurting friend - give it to the church secretary for use in their newsletter
- give it to your pastor - copy individual
poems and send to someone who needs a lift.It is beautifully done, very elegant and will touch the heart of anyone needing a
touch from the Master's Hand.You can view the site at: http://www.gentle.org/Diamonds.
I have it's own domain and am in the
process now of getting everything
uploaded and will be ready soon.
I am excited about this progress.
The Lord has used Diamonds from Heaven
to minister to so many hurting people.I will be placing testimonies in the e-book also and you will be able to see the
move of the Master's Hand in people's
lives. Very exciting.
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Well I guess this is the week for changes. The more
I try to get organized, the more things go haywire. I
spent the entire morning updating and adding new
subscribers to my e-mail list. When I finished - I
checked the autoresponder to see how many new
subscribers I had and none of the new ones had
been recorded. So I got tired of getting the result
"this system overloaded - come back later" and
advertising plastered everywhere, including my
e-mail accounts - so I did a lot of researching and
trying out. What I finally ended up with is very
acceptable - very easy to use and very efficient.
If you are tired of all the flack from your
autoresponder you might want to try.
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THIS AND THAT
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That grass is peeping it's head through - at least
along the Texas Gulf Coast area. Here's a tip
that will come in handy.
REMOVE GRASS STAINSFor grass stains, combine a few drops of
household ammonia with 1 t. peroxide.
Rub stain with this mixture.
Rinse with water as soon as stain disappears.
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SHOWER DOORS
To keep shower doors shiny and clear, use a soft cloth moistened with baby oil. It prevents scum build-up from dirt and soap. And hard water spots won't appear for several months
Anything to make life a little easier.
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O:) A smile a day helps the pain go away.
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More elderly humor!
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I am a Senior Citizen.
I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts until 8 p.m.
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I'm usually interested in going home before I get where I'm going.
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I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, Beano, andantacid.
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I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.
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I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
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I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.
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I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.
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I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over.
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I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.
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I'm so cared for; long term care, eye care, private care, dental care...
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I'm not grouchy; I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, politicians...
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I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
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I'm having trouble remembering simple words like...
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I'm now spending more time with my pillows than my mate.
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I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.
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I'm anti-everything now; anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise,
anti-inflammatory...
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I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.
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I'm going to reveal what's going on behind closed doors - absolutely nothing!
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I'm sure that they are making adults younger these days.
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I'm in the initial state of my golden years SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP.
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I'm wondering...if you are only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?
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I'm supporting all movements now...by eating bran, prunes, raisins.
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I'm a walking store room of facts...I've just lost the storeroom.
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I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN AND I THINK I AM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE!!!
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HOPE IS ALIVE SECTION
This is my prayer too!
Before I Go...
When my life has reached its very end,
And I take that final breath;
I want to know I've left behind,
Some "good" before my death.
I hope that in my final hour,
In all honesty I can say:
That somewhere in my lifetime,
I have brightened someone's day.
That maybe I have brought a smile
To someone else's face,
And made one moment a little sweeter
While they dwelled here in this place.
Lord, please be my reminder
And whisper softly in my ear ...
To be a "giver," not a "taker,"
In the years I have left here.
Give to me the strength I need,
Open up my mind and my soul
That I might show sincere compassion,
And love to others before I go.
For if not a heart be touched by me,
And not a smile was left behind ...
Then the life that I am blessed with,
Will have been a waste of time.
With all my heart, I truly hope
To leave something here on earth ...
That touched another, made them smile
And gave to my life ... worth.
~ Author Unknown ~
I was speaking with a person one time and we were
talking about Heaven's worth and riches. I just mentioned
what if all we have in Heaven is what we gave away on
earth - he was shocked at that and said - 'boy, I'll have
less in Heaven than I have on earth." I just thought that
was interesting.
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